So, it struck me as I opened emails this morning that this will be the last Amazon delivery I will receive here before I leave. And it is Tidy Cat.
And just so y’all don’t think I’m a damned fool, this price is for two jugs. I want to be sure Lily had her second most important need met before we got underway, after all.
I don’t know what your level of Amazon Prime addiction is, but I know the Amazon drivers are gonna miss me. But I guess they will get a little more space in the van, and a couple more minutes to not rush so much during the day. Hell, I’m actually going to be making the roads safer by making the Amazon guy rush a little less. I’m a giver like that.
I’ll likely have something a bit more interesting for y’all to read later today, but in the meantime, why don’t you post in comments what the most unusual thing you ever had the Amazon driver schlep to your front door.
Come on. It isn’t like I’m not sharing, right?
I’ll even kick it off by sharing my most coveted Amazon delivery, ever:
So, yeah. I bought a cheap-ass bidet. It wasn’t actually for me, but I tried it out. It was kind of like taking that first hit of crack. I was hooked. I literally bought a travel version to survive the road-trip, and I will wager that a new one will be the first Prime delivery I receive upon my arrival at my palatial digs in Wenatchee.
So come on. Let us all in on some high points in your Prime delivery wave! I mean, I already confessed that I’m addicted to hydro-blasting my sphincter off with a cool, refreshing waterfall of refreshing, cool, bliss. You can come across with you best, favorite, and most unusual delivery. Everyone else is doing it. You know you want to. Post it. You can just say it was peer pressure.
The Continuous Wave 
I’m not a prime person. Jeff Bezoar gets on my nerves but I do order from Amazon. I last got 5 bags of rice bran so that is related to your bidet, sort of. Temping is being paid to travel. I loved it. Be sure to tell people Lily is your service cat!!
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Does she have to wear a little service critter vest or something?
She is very fashion conscious.
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The craziest things that the Amazon people send me are things that I SHOULD be able to get where I live, but I either can’t find it or it’s easier to smash the “add to cart” button and WAIT FOR 2 DAYS to get it in the mail. I mean, I have crazy stuff that I probably shouldn’t mention that I’ve gotten from Amazon… but the dumbest is definitely crap that I should be able to get at any store and just can’t or don’t.
They hate me at Christmas time because I sit on the couch Thanksgiving night and the next day and do most of my shopping. Very freeing.
I also purchased 10 lbs of soy wax flakes once upon a time to “make candles” with because the price was better per pound than what I could get at the local Hobby Lobby. I still have wax sitting around– do you have any idea how much 10 lbs makes?! More candles than I can even give away, and now I’m onto wax melts (like Scentsy)– still can’t give them away.
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I was a terrible Christmas shopper for my husband this year. Friday night before a Christmas I woke up around 3am and just started ordering him stuff off prime, I don’t know what was wrong me. So I had all these expensive man tool gadgets arrive in tiny boxes. I mean a battery over $100 should be bigger than my first right? Nope.
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I’ll bet he loved it, Kyla. I love me some gizmos!
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Chef Boyardee Cheese Ravioli. What can I say, my kid likes it and he is skinny and picky!🤷🏼♀️
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Guilty pleasure …
I love that stuff.
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There’s a beef stew mix my FIL loves. We can’t always find it in stores near us, so for Christmas 2 years ago, he was blessed with a case of it thanks to Amazon!
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1,000 googly eyes. (My order was for Airborne, but I received googly eyes instead…does that count?) I still don’t know what the hell I’m going to do with googly eyes!
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Vitawater zero by the cases because I can never find the flavor I like in the store and what dogs and cat can’t use a water fountain dish for their water
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